Mr Potato Head

It’s always fun to be out and play,

Hear the kids laugh and shout in their joyful cries at the sight of my perfect face. 

I’ll be a hero today save the day, 

Lets go out and play Lets go out and play lets go out and play. 

Keep my eyes where they should be, not on my chin or my knee,

Don’t switch my nose for my shoe ,

I love my face and you should too. 

My body isn’t too tough,

Don’t place my hand on my butt,

Please leave me how I am, 

I just want to be friends man.

I don’t think I want to play,

You play too rough,

I don’t wanna play anymore, 

You placed my hand on my butt.

I don’t want to play, 

I don’t want to save the way,

I just want to be alone, 

Please put me back in the box and send me home.

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